So an otherwise slow day at work was livened up by a gentleman who called to sell me his building. At first I tried to pass him off, but his speech was slurred to a comic degree. I think the first rule of salesman school is "Don't get completely loaded and then cold call people to sell your building that's located right off the highway."
According to our friend, this building is going for 2.5 million dollars, and is "explosion proof", although I bet you could get it for the low low price of a case of Stroh's and a fifth of Phillips vodka.
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