1. Don't get loaded when you have yoga class at 2PM the next day.
2. My office's scanner can't scan the whole sheet of a page from my sketchbook.
3. The State of Illinois is a dirty thief and liar that took my 12 dollars I sent them to give me a driving record. JERKS!
But more about #1. I showed up to yoga after a night of drinkin on Friday, and I could barely do child's pose. For those of you unfamiliar with yoga, it's basically an easier way to sit down. I could barely do it. My head was swimming and I was sweating out cheap tequila for two hours. A real nightmare.
And also my office's scanner can't scan all of my drawing! But it's okay, most of it is there. The "L" in "Lesson" is a little cut off, but that's ok. What do you want from me? You're getting free entertainment here! LEAVE ME ALONE!
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Did you learn nothing from drinking with me on Cinqo de Mayo a couple of years ago? You remember. When I fell asleep in the Caribou Coffee and you and Philip read DON'T LET THE PIGEON DRIVE THE BUS to me.
Tequila: The Heroin of Alcohol.
Oh how could I forget Stephen?
That was one of the highlights of my life.
Remember how I had to be at work that night? Whoops!
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