Italy!

So I've decided to whore myself out.

I have opened a tshirt store and I decided it would be a good idea to put some of my drawings on tshirts and try to sell them.

Check it out!

Ugh, I'm ashamed of myself.

Check that, I'll be ashamed of myself if I actually make any money.

My Super Girlfriend

Evolution of Intelligent Design

Well, Ted is busy having adventures in New York City, and I've been having some adventures of my own here in Minnesota. Most of Ted's adventures no doubt involve hookers, LSD tabs & giving false names to the NYPD, while mine have mainly involved my cat Lewis, whom I adopted two weeks ago. Needless to say, we've both been neglecting our blog for quite some time now, so I thought I'd share one of my recent design projects here--in sort of a step-by-step series that reveals a bit of my process in creating a graphic design. This one was for a theatre friend of mine, to be used for her acting/voice-over website.

Remember that time Ian and I both hijacked his iMac?

But seriously, stop using this effect for your facebook pictures.  You suck.


I showed Ian the wonders of photobooth, and this time we joined forces to create some wonderful pictures.

Remember that time I hijacked Ian's iMac?

Ian and Jill were nice enough to let me stay with them for a week and a half before I leave for the big city to pursue my dream of not living in a frozen wasteland rife with Puritanical liquor laws.  I used Ian's computer to take some headshots that are sure to launch me to fame and fortune in New York CITY!

Happy Birthday Mr. President.  Your pal, Kanye West's white cousin, Ted West.

Here's a part where I'm pretending to be a tiger with glaucoma.

It was a hard winter back in '08...maybe someday we'll find our piece of the pie.

Kum & Go actually exists.  No really, it does.  They're all over the place in Wyoming.  REALLY!

Shoot him!  He's the real robot!  

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These two are both for my album cover when all my other dreams fail and I decide to become a Christian Rock Star.  

Peace out Minnesota.

It's August!

And who knows what this month will bring? Maybe fame and fortune. Maybe Ted will finally get off his lazy ass and finish that children's book. Maybe Ian will drop Ted like a bad habit the instant something better comes along. All we can say is that we'll get some more crap posted.

Also, I'm moving to New York City in September. My time in Minnesota is at an end, and after the past 3 years, I'm ready for the big city. In the meantime, enjoy this lovely picture of Ian and I, and we'll start up this bloggy nonsense soon enough.